Amen

   Hey Baby,

I just wanted to inform you that last night was the last night that we will ever sleep in the same bed together. I never was good at expressing feelings verbally, but with this ink pen and note pad my hand is going to work.
Speaking of work, I just got hired at a new company so I won't have to worry about you calling to see if I left my office yet. By the way I know about your affair with our neighbor Jeanette the one with the twin sister named Annette.
 Anywho, you been wrapped up into her so much lately you haven't even noticed the new flat screen television set and another thing I guess you were curious as to why I still cuddled with you without becoming upset after being awaken from your cold sweat not realizing that I even heard you moan Jeanette.
 I guess there is nothing I can do now, but to let you know that I been seeing her twin Annette also. She told me to tell you two things before we go:

 1. you will regret what you did cause
 2. Jeanette real name was William when he was a kid


                                Sincerely,
                                   the last laugh