Fourteen Virgins

There once was an old man who believed
He will fuck fourteen virgins if he delivered
Chaos and destruction to enemies of his faith
Just the thought of it - he can't hardly wait
For the day to come and meet his fate
 
One day a smart-ass kid noticed this old man
all wrapped-up while riding in his rented van
"Why are you all wrapped-up;
it's fucking warm, can't you see old fool?"
 
"Why do you care?" was the old man's reply
as he showed him a bomb around his waist
"You maybe laughing at me now,  
but you will envy me later
when you see me fucking fourteen virgins."
 
Ram your van against that coming school bus
The old man commanded without a fuss
As he pointed his gun at the young man's head
Nervously he followed and drove straight ahead
Never had sex before his untimely demise
 
Never underestimate and mock the old
You might end up like a fool...
Read his thoughts instead,
and follow the path of his inner soul;
you could learn a thing or two,
and stay the course of enlightenment.
 
Now, who is the smart one and who is the fool?
Drink your cognac and tell me while you drool
just thinking of having sex with one of the fourteen virgins
Do you think it's worth the pain forever losing your genes?
 
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               Photo credit: karenfish