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Side Effects,,,,
Side Effects May Include,,,
Dry Mouth And Constipation,,,,
Stomach Pain And Flatulation,,,
Sleep Walking And Halucinations,,,
Death,,,Or Other Complications,,,
Bleeding From The Ears,,,
The Nose,,,Mouth Or Gums,,,
Blurry Vision,,,Trouble Hearing,,,
Body Parts Suddenly Going Numb,,,
Inability To Think,,,Total Amnesia,,,
Making Love,,,To A Pizza,,,
In The Parking Lot At Cici's,,,
Take This Medicine,,,To See How It Affects You,,,
Before You Operate Machinery,,,Or Drive Too,,,
In Some Cases,,,Shingles May Occur,,,As Well,,,
It Will Be O K,,,Even Though It Hurts Like Hell,,
If Your Throat Begins To Hurt,,,Or If Your Tongue Swells,,,
If You Turn Green or Yellow Or If You Get Hives,,,
Seek Immediate Medical Attention,,,To Stay Alive,,,
Other Side Effects Include,,,
Mood Swings,,,and Being Downright Rude,,,
Sleepwalking In The Daytime In The Nude,,,
And At Any Cost,,,Avoid Sunlight and Moonglow,,,
And If You Have Any Side Effects Not Listed Here,,,,
Please Let Us Know,,,
Dry Mouth And Constipation,,,,
Stomach Pain And Flatulation,,,
Sleep Walking And Halucinations,,,
Death,,,Or Other Complications,,,
Bleeding From The Ears,,,
The Nose,,,Mouth Or Gums,,,
Blurry Vision,,,Trouble Hearing,,,
Body Parts Suddenly Going Numb,,,
Inability To Think,,,Total Amnesia,,,
Making Love,,,To A Pizza,,,
In The Parking Lot At Cici's,,,
Take This Medicine,,,To See How It Affects You,,,
Before You Operate Machinery,,,Or Drive Too,,,
In Some Cases,,,Shingles May Occur,,,As Well,,,
It Will Be O K,,,Even Though It Hurts Like Hell,,
If Your Throat Begins To Hurt,,,Or If Your Tongue Swells,,,
If You Turn Green or Yellow Or If You Get Hives,,,
Seek Immediate Medical Attention,,,To Stay Alive,,,
Other Side Effects Include,,,
Mood Swings,,,and Being Downright Rude,,,
Sleepwalking In The Daytime In The Nude,,,
And At Any Cost,,,Avoid Sunlight and Moonglow,,,
And If You Have Any Side Effects Not Listed Here,,,,
Please Let Us Know,,,
Published 29th Dec 2012
| Edited 1st Jan 2013
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Anonymous
30th Dec 2012 3:42pm
*grinning* Is it wrong that this one made me smile?
Brought to mind the lawyer-driven commercials touting the line "If YOU or someone you love has died or been negatively effected by ______, YOU have a right to compensation..." Makes me want to call and file a claim for my totally unfair drug-induced death ;)
Brought to mind the lawyer-driven commercials touting the line "If YOU or someone you love has died or been negatively effected by ______, YOU have a right to compensation..." Makes me want to call and file a claim for my totally unfair drug-induced death ;)
