Ode to Laura’s Lovely Derriere

 
[b]Ode to Laura’s Lovely Derriere[/b]
“my homework ASSignment”



We all understand that there are very few perfections in this world

But as you read this poem, the truth about Laura’s derriere will be unfurled

You may not know her, so you will have to take my word

Read it out loud, as every syllable should be appreciated as it is heard



I was to meet Meryl, that fateful day at the beach

Meryl brought a friend sporting locks colored with bleach

I was immediately interested as Laura seemed so hot and cool

I just wished she saw the real me, instead of this ridiculous fool



But what quickly followed, I was truly unable to forestall

To have my heart hijacked… Honestly, I was not looking for that at all

So many great qualities, all in one fabulous chick

She is the complete package and, for a change, I wasn’t thinking with just my dick



First thing you notice is that beautiful face

Calling her gorgeous does not seem at all out of place

Her lovely lips are so perfect and full

Drawing you in, like a gravitational pull



She is blessed with a body that is so damn hot

Those perfect thighs are tighter than a surgeons knot

My Princess Laura, she does so appeal to me

I worship every single inch of her that I am granted permission to see



I cannot forget her advanced intellect or her brains

When I don’t understand something… she readily explains

I love sharing our thoughts, during our long conversations

Hearing about her achievements, trials and tribulations



But my favorite attribute is really the subject here

Yes… it has a hole, but it is certainly not her ear

Obviously her tits are perfect and her pussy so sweet

But this body part always makes me wish I was her seat



I am speaking, of course, of Laura’s perfect ass

It is not just nice, it is undeniably World Class

Some call it a posterior, others call it a bum

When I think of Laura’s, I just want to cum



Her tight jeans suggestively hug each stellar cheek

Every single heterosexual male turns to take a peek

Your eyes are drawn to it as she walks down the block

You cannot help but stare as the blood rushes to your cock



I just love the way it rhythmically swings and sways

An image you want to behold, for days upon days

Like the waves crashing ashore, down by the ocean

Picture is nice, but it looks even better in motion



Most guys only get appreciate it from afar

They never get to see her sexy tiny scar

It sits centered above the piercings, low down her back

The gateway to heaven, just above her crack



Everyone can strive for perfection but few will ever achieve

Trust me Laura has the world’s greatest ass, this I truly believe

A thong or G-string certainly adds further to the appeal

So perfectly proportioned, sometimes it seems surreal



Each cheek is an exquisite half globe of firm muscle tissue

Her buttocks turn on the Wall Street guys, more than a new stock issue

The fact she must wear pants is really such a crime

Like Kramer on Seinfeld, her buttocks are sublime          



She put the maximus in gluteus, they should learn this medical school

The Professors should show a picture if Laura’s rear, and use it as a teaching tool

It is true… to expel solid waste is the job of the anus

But to think of Laura’s butt in strictly medical terms is really quite heinous



You may get to see a bit more, if you observe her at the beach or pool

But don’t approach my Princess unless you want to be turned away like a fool

I am one of her favorites because I buy her gifts and like to be bossed

But you must heed the warning on her bikini and just “GET LOST”.



As her slave, I am often rewarded with the perfect close up view

There is no place I would rather be and she knows this is true

The view is prettier than on my apartment balcony in the sky

I would live down there full time, but rent is too damn high



If I am really lucky she orders me to worship her crack

To get my tongue in her hole and appreciate the tasty snack

She arches her back and spreads her legs nice and wide

She trembles as my tongue enters and darts deep inside



When I am down there, I know I am in my ideal place

My tongue working hard as her cheeks crush my face

This is my ultimate reward, akin to giving a shopaholic a gift card to the mall

I know fucking her is not an option because my dick is just too small



I am well aware that this is as good as life gets for me

It is OK because worshiping Laura’s ass always brings me such glee

She flaunts it, knowing it is so pretty to behold

My tongue goes to work on each and every fold



She is in ecstasy as a big dildo repeatedly thrusts in and out.

Her moans turn to screams as she begins to shout…

“Keep licking my ass and don’t stop… I am going to cum”.

Of course I obey as she has me squarely under her thumb.



Some may view this as punishment and be aghast at the humiliation

But when you are that close to perfection you just relish the situation

Those firm fleshly lobes that make up each cheek

Bring out my inner perversions and make me a submissive freak



Well I could honestly go on and on for hours upon hours

Ranting about Laura’s incredible butt and all of its powers

Most people just hate being assigned to do homework

But getting an opportunity to dream about Laura’s ass, is this slave’s ultimate perk.



I think I have made my point throughout the course of this rhyme

True... I have been working on this poem for a long time

But her ass is even better in person and all this verbiage does not due her justice

But Laura and I will never let you see it, so I guess you will have to just trust us.


THE END