Note to self;

 Attempting to capture Santa Clause
and keep him prisoner
for the use of his magic bag of toys
probably earns you a permanent spot
on the Naughty List.

Also, never keep anything secret
inside the house;
the Easter Bunny knows all
the special hiding places
and you just know he'd rat you out.

And for goodness sake, hide your teeth
(though not in the house, we've been over this).
The Tooth Fairy is willing to sneak into kids' rooms
and pay upwards of a dollar for those bad boys;
imagine what their street value must be?

In fact, here's a plan, then!
Save them up and put them out
with the milk and cookies;
I'm sure the fat man can be made to see reason,
given enough incentive.