Nerd Out (Silly Rap Song)

I won't pretend like I'm the toughest thug
No weed, I get a contact high off just a hug
People keep asking do I drink? Hardly
Prefer to get together for a system link party
Girl it's game night on the same night you wanna go out
Yes i will stand you up to beat this level, no doubt
All these dudes tell me how sex rocks
Eh, I think I'd rather chill with my x box
It'll let me turn it on any time of day
Plus my little games never call me kinda gay
I heard that plenty though, out on the internet
I act mean but deep inside I really get upset
Favorite line is yo bro I don't even care
As I wipe up all my tears cause life isn't fair
I'm just splitting hairs, honestly it's nothing
Just because my keyboards wet doesn't mean I'm bluffing

I'd wear my glasses right now but I lost em
Think mom took the trash out.....hope she didn't toss em
When I rap it's about dragons and demons
You guys are nasty talk of vag's and semen
Which I don't know about, Im an intercourse noob
Though one time on google, I think I saw a dwarf's boob
Straight A's in school while the rest used cheat charts
No sweetheart and barely have street smarts
But if we're questing none challenge my legend
DPS aint my crew.......it's damage per second
I yell at little kids when I game, get over it
Expectorate hard as I can when told to spit
Holdin it down, for all my  geeks and dorks
Who are awkward, clumsy and always get beat at sports
Never cuss, say shoot but don't sling a magnum
If you're a closet nerd, go ahead sing the anthem

It's not all bad living in your parents basement
They cook for you; plus you dont have to pay rent
You'd never match the card tactics I'm mastering
Poker is for idiots, try magic the gathering
The cops are known to hate on everyone that's nerdy
Pulled me over in a sixty cause I'm doing thirty
When my dad finds out I'mma be so dead
It's not my fault that's the top speed on my moped
This is for those who would wear fusia pants
Or if you like DBZ and tried the fusion dance
I know you've got some nerd buried deep inside
Im singing this song for you so you can keep your pride
The stuff you hide from your parents and girl friend
Cause if they found out it would make your world end
I'm no nerd, I'll let this tragedy set in
I never beat final fantasy seven