Asda Wallmart Child Car Parking Space Encounter

It was a good day I do declare
At the Asda car park
until a car the size of a tank
Appears out of nowhere?
Mowing down shoppers
and trolley boys alike,
He should have ditched his car
and bought himself a bike.
Racing for points
trying to park his rubbish automobile
I should have made him say sorry
made him beg and Neil.
But the idiot stolen
a child car parking space
His lack of compassion
simply wasn’t my case
Forget stiff upper lip
and keeping face
You were just another representive
of the human race.
Taking the piss
by pulling out slow,
what was the point
no one well know
You walked away grinning
like the cat got the cheese
We stuck a sign on your car
saying “let down my tires please”
You smell of gin and Tabaco,
IL sees you again,
this time tomorrow.