MILE HIGH

 
We ding-donged ‘merrily on high’
One mile from earth up in the sky.
Lest Mrs Grundy bats an eye,
This was married life’s first fly.
We’d reserved Lounge Five Ee Ecks Why,
Just two of us to dignify
In right amount of privacy.
When we had drunk the champagne dry,
A cheeky flash of bridal thigh
Caught my lustful and groomly eye.
Recliner seats got quite a try
The day we joined Club Mile High!