Is the oil well?

Is the oil well?
Put up your hands!
The universal sign of surrender.
Part your buttocks and let the imperialists,
Shaft you into submission.
Democracy,
freedom of speech!
Heady ideals but none so pure,
as the pursuit of the black gold.
Crude, pun very much fucking intended,
Crude, yet sublime.
The pumping oil gives the money men
massive erections,
Guzzling down as much as they can drink,
Fuelling their penis extensions,
Fuelling their war crimes,
Wringing the planet dry,
To sate their hideous cravings.
Civilian loss, fuck them!
Insurgents are propagated and armed
Soldiers are maimed
All in the name
All in the name of
Freedom!