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The adventure of Seagull man part 2

To the cave
We have a planet to save
Gathering around while sipping on British tea
How to beat the elves and their premo ecstasy

Captain Morgan thinks they should attack at night
Larry's eyes fill with energy and delight
Seagull man declares a much needed vote
A idea from a man who managed to trade a Pokemon card for a another boat

Stan think's it's best to attack during the day
When the elves are on break and setting up a wiffle ball game to play
As the vampires disagree like so
They cannot handle the sun, they are even brighter than the snow

Leprechauns begin to give out boxes of lucky charms
As Seagull Man burns his cake in the oven setting off smoke alarms
The pirates agree it's best to see the moon
Wolves they claim to be never full will join the battle soon

It's time to vote, sign a paper and pick A or B
Batman enters the room with chips and salsa dip "why didn't you invite me"
Seagull man says "I thought you where out fishing with Robin today?"
Batman said he went early yesterday

The votes are in and the battle will start in the dark
Element of surprise should make this a walk in the park
Larry wonders where the drummer's and jazz band are at?
Stan blurts "They are getting drunk at the bar again everyone knows that"
Written by Sir-Writes-A-lot (Michael Granger)
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