Katie Perry Is  A Robot

I have
a theory
that Katie Perry
is a robot

Like a malfunctioning
ATM machine,
she’s always
on the blink.
watch as
she dances
out of time
and sings
out of synch.

Made from circuits,
complete with plasticine,
and string.
The only thing missing
is the ability to sing.

Controlled by hands unseen,
like a puppet on a string
Katie Perry bows down to her,
self -styled king.

Her voice
is synthesized
auto tuned
to perfection,
while awaiting
her master’s
expert direction.

She comes
complete with
swappable hands
and interchangeable heads;
she’s stored in a box
and kept in a shed.

She’s no
bionic women,
more like a
metal mickey,
as passing
for human
has become
ever so tricky.

Her eyes
glow red
her target
is in sight,
she open
her mouth
as she sings
utter shite.

There something
chaotic
when she moves
so robotic.
She’s programed
for evil
and probably
psychotic.

She married
Russel brand
for laughs
and publicity?,
but how could you
marry someone
who runs
on electricity?
He should
of won an award,
should have
won a medal
because how can you
trust someone
who’s made
out of plastic
and scrap metal?

Having to hear
her voice
is making my
ears start to rot
So it’s my conclusion
that Katie Perry
must be a robot.