I've got flu, and my bum now hurts when I cough

I just hurt my right bottom cheek (about 15mins. ago)
while stepping over a low picket-fence.
My trouser leg caught one of the points,
my bum caught the other,
I yelled “mother fucker!!”
and no one heard to rescue my angst.
I ran to the loo to check my rear end
and that my hole was fair,
there's a scrape on my cheek,
I'll sit light for a week…
God! bless my poor derriere :(
 
2012-08-29
 
 
(it seems at least a little funny now that I've written it out.. :P)