"How to Train a Girl"

Once you find a girl whose body,  
Turns your day off course.  
You can't go on if she goes free,  
You need to make her yours.  
 
Step one is to enforce,  
What she already believes.  
If you dont have a girl who thinks shes alone,  
You should start with one of these.  
 
Tell her her daddy is a Tweaker,  
And her mama is a Whore,  
If she asks you any questions,  
Lie, tell her you saw a drug deal at the store.  
 
Step two is make her need you,  
Because she'll fall in love with time.  
After making sure she feels lonely,  
You owe it to her to be kind.  
 
Tell her she is beautiful,  
And keep her far from everybody else.  
If she hears those words from another,  
Your power over her will melt.  
 
Make it so your all the love,  
She will ever get.  
So she thinks she needs it just to breath,  
"Love baby? This is it."  
 
Step three: it's time for punishment,  
Your control over her is firm.  
Now you can do whatever it takes,  
To make that bitch learn.  
 
Choke her neck and pin her arms,  
Bite up and down her legs.  
Lock her in the bathroom,  
Since every pet has a cage.  
 
Make sure to kiss her bruises,  
And face while you assail,  
She'll smile for the kindness,  
Even if her face is pale.  
 
Step four is: apologize,  
She won't understand, so explain  
How her misbehavior,  
Is the reason for the pain.  
 
Step five, blame her,  
For pushing you into RAGE.  
Make big faces and gestures,  
She's the only audience to your stage.  
 
Step six is simple:  
Beg her to stay.  
Promise her if she'll only be good  
You'll really change your ways.  
 
Step seven is enjoy her:  
She's yours, so hold her tight,  
Love on her or leave her,  
You'll have her every fucking night.  
 
Make her surrender,  
Herself up to you.  
Show her danger and protection,  
And then let her choose.