the age-old tale.

oh dearie me.
I’m a hypocrite now, aren’t I?
just like a penny -
two-faced and worthless,
don’t you think?
well, that’s just dandy.
I like it up here, believe it or not.
it’s nice.
the service is great, really.
you should try it sometime.

oh wait.

you do.
and yet still you fail miserably.

what’s this?
the umpteenth time
I’ve beaten you at your own game?
I do believe that’s checkmate.