Just another day

Dude, I'm starvin marvin right now
But we have no food ;_;  and I'm too lazy to get up anyhow
Wait!
Oh it's not too late!
We. Have. Ramen. Noodles.
Hey! I like to draw! Usually just stupid doodles
Anyway!
I will get up before 12 today.
Just because I need food ;_;
I think my dryer should be sued.
It always steals my clothes.
Maybe! It is some dark hole abyss that holds secrets and wonders untold!
Probably not.
So there's this dude on here that's extremely hot.
And his poems, holy fizz they're magic!
But you know what's tragic?
He lives states away
So I can't stalk him in the day
But one day, I will find him
*dramatic scene from the movie Taken* and I will smoke pot with him.
I once climbed a tree
Then drank some tea
A friend and I were walking home from school one day
When I found a brick along the way
On our way home, we pass a little cafe
We went in and paid with all pennies and nickles
Then someone started eating pickles
Eww, that's just gross!
Anyway, we had like 5 bucks in small change
They thought we were a bit strange
I also think they thought we were homeless...
Well, at least me, maybe my friend for a brief moment,
But she dressed nice and respectable
I was wearing gym shorts and a pineapple
Yep, you read it right.
Last night!
I almost died!
I couldn't find a song ;_;
It's by Billy Joel
For the life of me, I still do not remember it
It's killing me ;_;
So, I still read Dr. Seuss
And, I've never seen a moose
I'm so bored
I think the neighborhood cat is a whore
It was a Persian cat!
And it was very fat!
I have a fancy hat.
Have a nice day all you sidewalk fuckers, hats off to the pizza delivery guy
Goodbye!