It would be so easy to kill, just sayin

It would be so easy, to kill somebody in this town
If someone disappeared, no one would take an honest attempt to look around
The cops here are literally the cliche we all know
I mean, a report might be filled though
But all and all I'd be in the clear
I might feel bad for the family, and all their shed tears
But um, I'm a little heartless sometime
So that would be the perfect time
Anyway, the person I'd kill
Would be the one person who wouldn't let me heal
*dramatic pause* *danger music* *EXPLOSIONS* The bitch is back
And not the catchy Elton John song, the actual fucking bitch is back
And it would be so easy, to just kill it
Cut their throught, shoot it
I could get away with it
Bitch I watch CSI, I could do this
I'd probably shoot, stabbing's messy work, gotta keep it classy
I have a .38 in my closet
I can easily replace the bullets
I know where we keep them
I really hate both of them
But I'd only kill one
And get away with it, it would almost be too easy
just sayin.