Finger Penis

Hello dear friends--I'll tell you a tale,
A tale that might make most men wail,
I once was normal--well normal enough,
My penis was large, my penis was buff.

One day in the pastures--my penis fell ill,
As I was taking a giant blue pill,
It lay on the ground--so blue and so tempting,
So I opened my lips, my mouth was consenting.

At first it was great--my penis that is,
Until it was not and my penis did fizz,
My big little soldier--no longer saluted,
Oh look its a tree, nearby and enrooted!

As a young child--I ate pills for disorders,
The pills kept my mind within social borders,
I think I'm a cat--I eat food and I poop,
Meow meow meow, oops I was stuck in a loop.

Wait what was this about--I seem to be lost,
What am I do to oh my God its a ghost! (pronounced ghost)
I do not like ghosts--cuz I am a cat,
M E O meow, I like to chase rats.

NOW I AM THE SKY--I RAIN IN YOUR EYES,
NOW I AM GAY I LIKE TO SCREW GUYS,
Now I am straight--and think homosexuality is bad,
Now I have a finger penis, now I am sad.

(A cautionary tale about possibly having a penis finger)