Tidyin' up the hoose.

a kids poem  
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Ah kidnae sit anymaire oan ma dowp,  
the hoose wis fair in a cowp  
sae oaf the seatee ah did lowp  
an it the lote e midden ah did gowp.  
 
Ah didnae ken whaur tae start  
It wis  a richt gey clart!  
 
In the kitchen gote ma haunds intae the microwave  
gied it a dicht wi a cloathe  
ye kid tell it was aften yuist  
 It wis howfin ,naw far awa fae foost.  
 
The living room ornaments oan the mantelpiece  
widnae gie ye peace  
-wir cawin ye tak tent  
wid be an oour weill spent.  
It'd need aw yer elbae pouer  
it wis covered ower  
wi  muckle stoor.  
 
The windaes wir touched wi merks e fingernebs  
licht and scoured ,fast as the nile by ancient Thebes.  
gaun git the boatle e skoosh  
an gie the gless a fricht wi the whoosh.  
 
"Ah hink that'll dae  
ah dey ken aboot you bit ah'm fair puggled  
an fushionless grey."  
"We'll sit doon an huv tea"  
"Ye wantin' pieces?"  
didnae fancy onyhin fer me.