This is such a dive.

 
Blokey pub
The vibes are off.
Testeosterone barely balloped
All women taken or assumed to be.
Pea-CockFest.
Ben Sherman fashionable Macho-ism.
Latent bigotry bubbles below.
Anyone less than a football fan would be
presumed
                Queer
here.I suspect.
There's more wrong with the ambience than my past sober boredom.
I'm sitting on a stool by the window
Glenfiddich glass.
This is such a dive.
Smell of decaying old men and dinosauric chauvinists.

Even though I'm soakin'
I'm glad to be gone.