the glitch - why i hate being a girl sometimes

we were smoking pot like we ocassionally do
when we finally got to cloud 2-000
he finally had the gut to kiss me
i kept my eyes open cos i couldnt belive he finally kissed me
he caressed me in the most erotic way possible
his kiss was the best i'd had... possibly

we were about to go higher than we were
but there was a glitch as we were about to progress
reality hit hard
harder than he was at that moment
the glitch excrutiatingly begged us to forget the moment

the glitch was: "im on my period" i said
as horny as we were,
"we'll just have fun then", he said