Restroom Jingle

Restroom Jingle



Please don't talk on your cell phone
when you're takin' a leak.
We're just standin' here a peein'.
None of us wanna hear about your week.

Does the person on the other end,
do they really wanna hear
a buncha pissin', fartin', flushin'.
Is it comin' through now loud and clear?

If you can't keep off your cell phone
to do a little number two
now fella, I know I've got my own problems
but there's somethin' really wrong with you.

This is a place of privacy.
I'm not puttin' on a show
for your friend there on the other end.
Put your phone away!
'Tis a no-no!

Just do your thang and wash your hands.
You can talk when you're all done.
Don't be in here on your cell phone man!
I don't piss for everyone.

--msl2025