Ready or Not, Here I CUM

Let's play hide in go seek
Ready or not here I cum
 
You know the game,
You know it well
We've played for years
You also love touch & tell
 
Rip off your clothes
Pull down the sheets
Protection ain't needed
Don't forget to brush your teeth
 
We'll loosen up with some foreplay
I'll gently kiss your breasts
My hand is going down below
Love your lips kissing my chest
 
I slide your panties off
You're moist, no actually soaked
My dick can't get any harder
The phone rings, this ain't no joke
 
It's her mother.
Probably some bullshit about nothing
She picks up the phone.
And yeah, it was about nothing
 
I'm completely turned off
Rolled my ass out of bed
I said, what the fuck?
She shushed me, I wished her dead
 
The rest of the evening
I was pissed off, frustrated and really bummed
She went to bed; I wrote this poem
Ready or not I did not CUM!