The Doorway to Hell

That night I was extra super fucked up
Fallen through the bottom of my cup
Absolutely resolutely down in the dump
Smashing a liquor bottle on a tree stump

Fuck the world - Said in a whirl
Pining over my lost girl
Farther and farther away – Mile by mile
Sanity unseen in a while

Prepared to jump into traffic: Tragic
Or off a bridge or ridge: Manic
Anything to stop the chaos in my brain: Static
Something-anything: Automatic

So why the hell not visit the doorway to hell
A tree in a forest where every bird fell
Reported to be a place where one may fall
Into hell with merely a call

So I ventured to the forest of light and shadows
An eeriness looming like the gallows
Deep into the depths – From the shallows
Where I found a tree like fiery coals that glows

The tree was burning from the inside
Perfect for the burn of this infernal ride
I made the call and jumped inside
Into a place where shadow and light collide

I entered a world of mind bending illusions
Designed for my mind in bending mind diffusions
Masturbating monkeys in rafter exhibitions
Midgets in mid-drifts in unicycle positions

There was an assortment of creatures
A cast aghast with wicked features
A loopy group with monstrous statures
I asked if there were any blutooth speakers

And we did the monster mash