Spam After 10pm

Can I spam call you tonight?
Ill be polite.
Ask what you're wearing.
Make you a sweet deal.

You're the queen of England,
And I'm Aladdin making a steal.
I got all your jewels and treasures,
By sinking ships,
Causing oil spills.

I'm not a pirate.
Everything I say is real!
My code of conduct,
Is investing in the way you feel.

I hope you're lonely.
So I can spam call you tonight.
Ill get you moaning,
For useless products that you buy!

I'm really good at talking,
the way you like!
Like a soldier, I'm real private,
If I'm calling, you know,
That pussy's tight!

So I fuck it.
Like you're the queen of England; so right.
If you answer, you know,
I'm the master of being polite.