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Alcohol
my cuticles are fine, thanks
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my cuticles are fine, thanks
didn’t know what a nail bar
was until I went into one
looking for a pint
Written by
dartford
(Paul S...)
Published
18th Feb 2025
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Re. my cuticles are fine, thanks
Hashman
18th Feb 2025 1:50am
ha, nailed it :)
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Re. my cuticles are fine, thanks
DamianDeadLove
(Damian DeadLove)
18th Feb 2025 4:45am
Clever write, Paul. Appreciate you.
Damian
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Re. my cuticles are fine, thanks
Ahavati
(Tams)
18th Feb 2025 5:46pm
LMAO! "Give me a Penny nail pint, mate."
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