SOS Huntsman and Roemer!

There is buffoon who wants to be president
At first he appeared rather serene
But the more he talks
My inclination is to scream
 
First he said that if Latinos want handouts
They should go to the Democrats
Now Romney isn't a big-game hunter
Says he shoots "varmints"and rats
 
He says the phrase "Patria o muerte, venceremos"
Belongs to free Cuba---not quite the truth
Was actually Castro's excuse to oppression
Whom like Chavez, Romney would find uncouth
 
Said "we should double Guantanamo!"
Wonder what other group he wants to put away
Anyone disagreeing with him?
I better get ready for my stay
 
Before Ann Coulter called John Edwards "a faggot"
He said her speaking after him was "a good thing"
Romney identified her
As a "moderate" voice to sing
 
The wanna president believes "corporations are people"
Been drinking Scalia/Thomas spiked punch
Now I wont get anywhere near him
As it is with only millionaires that he has lunch
 
Said in January, "We have a safety net there.
I'm not concerned about the very poor"
Guess by his logic
We should get them put the door!
 
Not saying Obama is perfect
Think on several issues he is reluctant to scrap
But by the time November comes
I will have had enough of Romney's crap
 
 
Quotes courtesy of Daniel Kurtzman