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Buddy fucker MAGA rules
but not for very long
cuz A.I. went to Chinese schools
to sing a public song.
Now buddy fucker Wall Street bros
can't scoop the public dough,
since tech lords took a techno doze
as Cathay stole the show.
But maybe Duolingo stock
is where we should invest,
as we learn how the Chinese talk
before we take the test...
that gets more workers to pitch in
where paychecks will be cashed,
in Hanyu and old Mandarin...
as Hegseth just gets smashed.
but not for very long
cuz A.I. went to Chinese schools
to sing a public song.
Now buddy fucker Wall Street bros
can't scoop the public dough,
since tech lords took a techno doze
as Cathay stole the show.
But maybe Duolingo stock
is where we should invest,
as we learn how the Chinese talk
before we take the test...
that gets more workers to pitch in
where paychecks will be cashed,
in Hanyu and old Mandarin...
as Hegseth just gets smashed.
Published 28th Jan 2025
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28th Jan 2025 11:30pm
28th Jan 2025 11:31pm
29th Jan 2025 1:51am
29th Jan 2025 2:04am
At least we can count on the Chinese to make our tech bros look as stupid as they are.
Not that MAGA will notice or care.
Not that MAGA will notice or care.
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29th Jan 2025 3:24am
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Probably. But it's not like that's gonna help anyone either way.
At least a deputy shot and killed one of the pardoned J6 meatheads today, which is about all the justice we can expect these days.
At this point, I'm down for a Chinese takeover of the U.S.A. just to piss off MAGA.
China clearly runs their country way better than we run ours:)
At least a deputy shot and killed one of the pardoned J6 meatheads today, which is about all the justice we can expect these days.
At this point, I'm down for a Chinese takeover of the U.S.A. just to piss off MAGA.
China clearly runs their country way better than we run ours:)
29th Jan 2025 4:10am
Spilling truth, MS. Into the list this belongs. Can't believe we got four years of this bullshit. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
29th Jan 2025 5:04am
Yeah, I still can't believe it either, but tomorrow starts the Chinese year of the snake, and maybe that will wrap around Uncle Scam's withered old neck and snap it like a twig.
Which is how I will now dedicate this poem to our future Mandarin overlords:)
Happy New Year and ding hao!
Which is how I will now dedicate this poem to our future Mandarin overlords:)
Happy New Year and ding hao!
2nd Feb 2025 7:43pm
I've been catching up on the subject. So they made it cheaper than Chat GPT and it surpassed it?
One of my favorite movies in the last year was Godzilla Minus One made in Japan. It had great acting, real life like scenarios and a very scary monster. It was made for a fraction of the cost of what Hollywood did with the last Godzilla x Kong movie. It goes to show that other countries tend to put a better effort with better results. This new efficiency office will be the monkey wrench that breaks the whole thing.
One of my favorite movies in the last year was Godzilla Minus One made in Japan. It had great acting, real life like scenarios and a very scary monster. It was made for a fraction of the cost of what Hollywood did with the last Godzilla x Kong movie. It goes to show that other countries tend to put a better effort with better results. This new efficiency office will be the monkey wrench that breaks the whole thing.
2nd Feb 2025 10:04pm
I love Godzilla, and I think that was the best Godzilla movie I've ever seen.
Yeah, MAGA has been a massive boat anchor to American progress, and honestly, does it even matter whether or not Trump is a Kremin asset since he's now doing the damage either way?
Love them or hate them, the Chinese have their shit together. and with Musk fucking up American space efforts the Chinese are sure to beat us back to the moon.
And It's really gonna hurt American pride when they start selling the old Apollo junk on Ebay:)
Yeah, MAGA has been a massive boat anchor to American progress, and honestly, does it even matter whether or not Trump is a Kremin asset since he's now doing the damage either way?
Love them or hate them, the Chinese have their shit together. and with Musk fucking up American space efforts the Chinese are sure to beat us back to the moon.
And It's really gonna hurt American pride when they start selling the old Apollo junk on Ebay:)
