Deepseek

Buddy fucker MAGA rules  
but not for very long
cuz A.I. went to Chinese schools
to sing a public song.
 
Now buddy fucker Wall Street bros
can't scoop the public dough,
since tech lords took a techno doze
as Cathay stole the show.
 
But maybe Duolingo stock
is where we should invest,
as we learn how the Chinese talk
before we take the test...
 
that gets more workers to pitch in
where paychecks will be cashed,
in Hanyu and old Mandarin...
as Hegseth just gets smashed.