A loving couple

After an intense game of Chutes & Ladders, Andrea hailed victorious over Paul  
As everyone knows, Paul is a huge sore loser  
He also had one to many drinks that evening  
Andrea decided to showboat a bit  
The showboating was in Paul's face  
He didn't like this one bit  
He told Andrea to back off  
She wouldn't listen  
With an unexpected scream, Paul slugged her twice in the mouth, knocking a tooth out
He then said, "See, you don't need that dentist visit after all. I helped you out."  
Andrea said crying and upset, "That wasn't the tooth I needed extracting, it was my back wisdom tooth." "You knocked my front tooth out you piece of fucking shit!!"  
"I HATE YOUR GUTS!!"  
With a sigh, Paul went inside to get another beer and sat on the couch  
Andrea went up to his face and said, "THIS ISN'T OVER!"  
Paul passed out sometime on the couch early in the morning hours  
Maybe like 1 or 2 am  
Andrea decided to go into Paul's workshop and pull out the new Exacto Knife he bought a week ago  
She said to herself, "Let's see how this cuts my ever loving husband."  
Paul was still passed out on the couch, on his back  
His snore was loud & obnoxious  
Andrea stood over him with the knife, pliers and a towel  
She said, "I'm gonna help you with your ongoing eye issue."  
She began cutting into Paul's eyelid and around the perimeter of the eye  
He woke up shrieking, but wasn't able to move  
Prior to this, Andrea hog tied his legs and arms  
She continued to cut down and deep  
Using the knife almost like a saw  
She finally made her way around the entire eye  
She took his pliers and proceeded to pull the eye out of the socket  
Blood and nerve endings were splattering all over Andrea, the couch and the floor  
She finally succeeded  
She backed off of Paul with her prize possession  
"C'mon Paul", she said with excitement  
"Stop your cunting, use your "good" eye and look at what I just pulled from you!"  
Paul screamed in torment saying, "YOU FUCKING TWAT, LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!"  
"Yeah Paul, Your eye for my tooth."  
"Now you won't need that eye appointment next week. I took care of that for you!"  
"You dumb bitch. I wasn't having an issue with my left eye, it was my right eye!!"  
"You fouled up Andrea"  
They looked at one another with sorrow in their faces and both said that they were sorry for what they have done to one another  
They hugged, kissed and both said "I Love You"  
After Andrea helped Paul clean up his eye wound they decided to go to bed  
Before they went to bed, Paul placed his "eyeball" on his nightstand  
He said to Andrea, "Maybe this isn't a bad thing. I'll carry my eye as a lucky charm"  
The next morning, Paul decided to walk up to the store and get the morning paper & a pack of cigarettes  
While crossing the street, Paul was hit by a car  
It was a hit & run  
He was dead  
Probably because of his poor vision  
After he was run down, a dog was sniffing inside his pocket and found Paul's eyeball  
The dog ate it  
A few weeks later Andrea had her teeth fixed  
She began dating this guy who was blind and had two missing teeth!