Silent Egg

The band is playing loud
obnoxious country music.
I'm masturbating!

It's amazing how different
you view people in public
when using a silent sex egg.

There is just a tiny hint of noise...
but it's more than covered by
the music and the conversation.

I smile a bit too much...
...and don't carry a conversation.
My face is glowing!!!

Friends think it's the alcohol.
I see a guy in tight jeans -
I try not to drool all over myself!

A curvy chick with no bra
with boobs swinging side to side
is making me cream!

It's like a constant flow
of mini orgasms - I have to
watch my breathing!

One adjustment higher and
I'd moan, buck and spurt!
I will have to pee soon!

I sip my beer and imagine everyone naked.