Wow! A date!

Just thinking to myself...
this bitch is getting
dinner and a movie!
He's looking for action!

Sorry if that offends you...
am I being greedy
to take what's offered?
Yah! Dinner and a movie!

We hit Denny's.  
I order steak and shrimp.
Shame they don't serve alcohol.
He picks an action movie.

Large drink and candy -
I'm not into picking popcorn
out of my teeth.  I love sweets.
Sweet tarts are my favorite!

Guys love when you
turn your tongue blue
and ask them if they've
ever been sucked off by Smurfette?

Just before we leave the movie
I go pee and freshen up -
just in case he springs for a room.
Or, I'll blow him in his car.

Kiss him afterward so he tastes
his own cum when he finally
goes home to his wife and kids.
He knows I know he's married and I don't care.

He's not cheating on me!
I kiss him in the car and thank him...
my hand goes to his bulge.
He's horny as fuck!

He holds my hand to his cock...
and doesn't suggest a motel.
A car blowjob in trade for
dinner and a movie!

Doesn't it seem really creepy...
this game of dates in exchange
for sexual favors?  Denny's and
a movie for me and he drains his balls!

But we all play this game! "Bases" as
teens and fucking on 1st, 2nd or 3rd dates...
as adults! I don't want a 3rd date with anyone!
Dating is very creepy!

Just say, "Hey Paula...I've got this wicked
hard on...can you help me out?"