What the fuck is this

What the fuck is this

It started off when she read that book Fifty Shades Of Grey she said it put her in a funny mood, now I'm hanging off a hook and I'm cold and in the nude

She said she ordered some stuff online it was supposed to add a little spice, now I'm looking down at a table full of instruments and none of them look very nice

There's a riding crop a old style cane a paddle looking thing, there's even a cat and nine tails whip I bet that would leave a mark and sting

There's a big red ball thing that looks like it goes round your head, I wished I'd said I had a headache and simply crept off to my comfy bed

There's a funny looking chrome thing in fact there's a few of different sizes, I have a feeling I'm not going to enjoy tonight it looks like it could contain some pain filled surprises

The Chrome things look really weird and  why the fuck are they next to a tube of KY Jelly, oh my God I'm getting quite scared I got a fluttering in my belly

The only good thing is her outfit she looks so kinky in lingerie and that leather mask, my brains going crazy with a million kinky questions but I'm too afraid to ask

Ron