Fia 12 days of X-Mas

1st day you joined a gym
2nd day you learned to swim
3rd day you shaved down there
4th day you cared about hair
5th day you turned down snacks
6th day no kisses came back
7th day a mark on your neck
8th day a ticket to Quebec
9th day not sure what to do
10th day then came YOU
11th day a smile on my face
12th day here honey, I packed your suitcase!
 
 
1st day of Christmas, what could it be
Mom, what did you make to eat
2nd paper cuts
3rd can you get it
4th alarm fire
5th food poisonings
6th surprise kittens
7th late packages
8th mooching neighbors
9th Secret Santas
10th stolen accounts
11th twisted ankles
12th Amazon truck pile-ups