Nightmare Rules

What do you do...
when you cause...
your own fucking
NIGHTMARE?

I wrote about
the horrific
death of...
BOBBY!

He lost his
freaking
head...
LITERALLY!

In my nightmare...
Bobby's head was
rolling around...
FOLLOWING ME!

Nobody gave 2 shits...
that his head was
In every store at
THE FUCKING MALL!

It was a dream in my
head and I caused it
by imagining Bobby...
GROWN UP AND FUCKING ME!

Then I wrote about his
unexplained decapitation
that haunts me even now...
OBVIOUSLY!!!

He started talking to me
In this nightmare of mine...
"Watcha gonna buy in Spencers?"
A VIBRATOR FOR MY PUSSY!

Bobby's head reminded me
to buy batteries then politely
waited outside the store -
10 INCHES OF RUBBER PLEASURE!

I suddenly needed the restroom and
of course Bobby's followed!
"Watcha doing now?"
I'M TAKING A MASSIVE DUMP!

Bobby suddenly announced...
that the stink was so bad...
that he was deserting
MY NIGHTMARE!

How dare he just leave
My dream?  Is that allowed?
Shouldn't my mind make
THE NIGHTMARE RULES?

My mind is just so fucked up!
The nightmare morphed so
pointless and unresolved...
I WOKE ALMOST SHITTING MY BED!

I broke two cardinal rules of sleep -
Don't ever use a toilet in a dream!
And don't eat leftover Taco Bell
AT 10 O'CLOCK AT NIGHT!