Never Trust The Giants

I was strangled at birth
Luckily
A woman released me
From the stranglehold
From the very threads of life
That had kept me alive
For nine glorious months
Within my womb with a view
Full board, and lodging
Live-in-all-found
All for free!
It was great
Until the day of eviction
Not only was i forcibly ejected
But i was almost strangled
As i left my demi paradise
That lay within a deep cave
Within a dark forest
So this is why i screamed
Not because of the woman
That was dragging me out
But because i wanted to stay
And return from whence i'd come
For i had been listening to the Giants
Their conversations
About life in their giants world
They were waiting for me
As i came out
They acted all lovey dovey toward me
I was nearly sick!
Bastards!
Never trust the giants
My new home is substandard
And i'm surrounded by bars
And i now have to wear something
That makes me look like a
Sumo wrestler!

by Jemia