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Lustful Thoughts with Ramen Noodles

Cup of Asian noodles
Some Japanese cartoons
Haven’t showered in three weeks
My time is coming soon
 
It's time to eat some Ramen
Bought at the dollar store
And in the name of Satan
Watch some bizarre tentacle porn
 
Pour some boiling water
Pull out your favorite bowl
Cover for two minutes
Begin slowly stroking your pole
 
On this very moment
Of lust, and obscure shame
Eat spicy Ramen, watching Hentai
Since most porn of today is quite lame
 
Happy Jerking & Cummin!
Written by Vision_of_insanity
Published | Edited 3rd Dec 2024
Author's Note
The title above written in Japanese is.. ラーメンに対する好色な思い
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