Wet, Drunk & Miserable

He went to the bar
got into a fight
drank lots of Yeg
was up half the night
 
He was so wasted
he could hardly talk
barely made it to the bed
kept stumbling, couldn't walk
 
Fell right asleep
out like a light
along came the dream
of mountains and streams
 
It was so peaceful or so it seemed
the sound of dripping awakened him
he could smell the stench of human pee
 
He could feel the warmth between his legs
he pissed his pants and it seeped all over the bed
he jumped and ran but he slipped and fell
life as a drunk, oh fucking well
 
He's still fucked up
from the Yeg last night
covered in piss
fuck this shit
 
He needs to shower
but he cant stand up
continuing to sleep in his piss
what the fuck!!?
 
Work in 2 hours
the boss knows he's a mess
there's nothing he can do
his office is his home address!