Bless you...

God spilled all His magic sex dust He'd got
and it swirled around and got up his nose,
He, Achooed it all up Eve's Honeypot!
 
So fellas now you know on your last shot  
when you wonder why your thingy just don't grow  
God spilled all His magic sex dust He'd got.
 
Although it kinda puts you on the spot
there's this secret not many of you know
He Achooed it all up Eve's Honeypot!
 
Yeah, yeah, it's tiresome when you get hot
and nothing's happening just down below  
God spilled all His magic sex dust He'd got,
 
And you're gonna get nought but diddly squat
so I guess you've just gotta go with God's flow,
He Achooed it all up Eve's Honeypot.
 
So, where's Adam in this, well, I forgot,
Perhaps he's looking hard as he sucks and blows,
God spilled all that magic dust that He'd got
And Achooed it all up Eve's Honeypot.