DC Villains

Since Batmans' away and Robins' at play.
Let me intrigue you with what I have to say.
But first would you like it in a riddle or a rhyme?
Perhaps a joke if you have some spare time?
What's beaten, bloodied and pounded to a pulp?
Can be angled, entangled and possibly choked?
But before your answer. What I find truly puzzling is this.
How did you get those jeans above those hips?
You must be a magician. That is quite some trick.
How about you show me from the beginning how you did it?