I'm a Masochist

I was walking down the street
Saw a child with a kite
Wrapped within the wires
The child began to ignite

Some wealthy, arrogant woman
Up ahead an open manhole
Not paying attention
This was her final stroll

Evil things make me happy
I laugh, I feel good about myself
I'm a sadist

Nasty customer giving the cashier a hard time
Complaining about prices, screaming, causing a scene
As she was walking across the street
A car ran her down, the visual was so obscene

Little snot nose kid
All over my grass
Try it again
Electric fence just fried his ass

Evil things make me happy
I laugh, I feel good about myself
I'm a sadist