Poem for men

~~~~~A poem for men~~~~~
I like whisky,fine wine and pretty women.
I like all clichés in my life.
I like farting after dinner.
I like sneezing loudly round my wife.
I like bacon for my breakfast.
I like to splat ketchup on fried pototes.
I like to cause an angry tiff then walk away and watch TV.
I like to look at porn on Sunday.
I like it 'cause it's free and healthy.
I like to cook for my friends
I like the praise,
I like the glory.
I like to think they think I'm a bit modest.
I like to go back in my memories.
I like to hear no one believes me.
I like to disagree on most things.
I like to bicker, snap, I treat it all as one great game.
I like a challenge everything.
I like to finish what I've started.
__Valerie  Moore