Mirror, Or Mirage?

I discovered a portal, in my flat
And didn't quite know, what to make of that
So i clambered through it, to another dimension
I had no clothes on, thought it best to mention
It was warm, and balmy, and quite weird
Especially  when my Doppelganger appeared
She slowly approached me, and said "nice tits!"
I appreciated the compliment, but worried about all other bits
Did my bum look big in this, or was i knobbly kneed
My hair was a mess, i have to concede
Well we got talking, and remembering similar things
Of things that went pong, and things that went ping
It was good to know, she liked table tennis too
And we both liked wearing, the most colourful shoe
But apart from much, this, and that
And that we both wore a very similar hat
She liked all the foods i hate
And her outlook on life, was open to debate
We looked identical, and wore the same stuff
Just looking the same, was never enough
So i entered another portal, to another dimension
And was immediately eaten by another me, i'd not paid attention
It was ironic to be eaten by my changeling
Mirrors seem, a much safer thing!
                      FIN

by Jemia