Duck

Hey yo I'm Mallard, I'm a hella shit rapper.
Tryna be like Drake but I gotta get crapper.   
Walking so tall you'd think I'm standing on a ladder.    
Don't dictate to me I'm here to teach grammar.
We both got bars only yours are in the slammer.
Wastin up and comers like a fuckin bug zapper.
Hittin up the drugs like a busted old slapper.
Rollin up to clubs to the nines all dapper.
Chillin with my girl she don't care that I'm a slacker.
Had to pop her ex because he'd always pimp slap her.          
           
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Always down for some kind of fucked up escapade.          
Gimme all your paper, kill ya in ya escalade.    
Get up in my face i'm gonna merc you with a blade.          
Then I'll take your wallet doin work means I get paid.          
Dicey fucken gamble playin like it's an arcade. Slow rollin my block is gameover when you're sprayed.          
Ain't hittin from a distance like to see that you're afraid.          
Call me father Christmas cause the gift is getting slayed.          
Your ops put in the hustle now it's time to make a trade.          
My nine mil got em fired like a boss I got it made.