You've been a scumbag from day one

Tell me something, how did you score so high on your Aptitude test?
Did you know the answers or did you just guess?
Goddamn, This is some really good ice cream!
Would you like some of it?
Oh, I forgot, You're lactose intolerant
Makes you fart, you scared all the chicks away
The only friends you have, are the ones you're able to pay
Careful what you say Beefy
Do you think it comes that easy?
Do you think that dreams come true?
No one in the sky can hear you
Take a deep breath and count to 50
Always a liar, guzzling down bottles of whisky
You've manipulated and embezzled so many out of their savings
No wonder why so many have murderous cravings
I'm not gonna stop them, let them get a piece of the pie
You've gone long enough hurting, now it's you're time to die.