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OVER THE HILL CHAT ROOM FOR THE DISCREET
MarshaTeaKettle Room Moderator
Marsha: the mics are now open, please watch your language
6pac69: Who farted
Marsha: please refrain from that language and welcome back from the dead. didn't you die last week...again
FishSauce: I want to lodge a complaint. 6pac69 knocked me up over the internet
Marsha: Watch the language
6pac69: I did not. I have had an internet vasectomy
Marsha: We have a newbie. Welcome MissArgot
MissArgot: I can't hear you
FishSauce: I use polident to glue my bonbons on
Marsha: I thank you mean tampons
6pac69: Tell the bitch to turn her ears on
MissArgot: I got the rag on and it impairs my hearing. Who farted
FFrank69: I am god's copilot. I just got back from Saturn
MissArgot: A moment of silence as I sing
Marsha: Please don't
MissArgot: Shall we gather at the river Where...
.
6pac69: Shut up
FFrank69: I have been diagnosed with stage 3 schizophrenia
FishSauce: Who are you this week
FFrank69: The easter bunny. Who farted
Marsha: Welcome Hero0069
Hero0069: I am a Dom. I am looking for an online sub
6pac69: I hear that Subway has great meatball sandwiches
Marsha: That’s enough, 6pac. We’re not here to talk about food
Hero0069: *laughs* No, a submissive. But I do love meatball sandwiches
MissArgot: What’s a submissive? Is that like a sublet?
FishSauce: No, MissArgot, it’s like a house pet, but human
Hero0069: Not exactly, but close enough in this room
Marsha: Okay, okay, let’s get back on track. Any questions or concerns?
FFrank69: I have a concern. can I change my name to "WhisperingJupiter"?
Marsha: that’s too long, but I can put in a request
FFrank69: What about "BluCochise"
6pac69: I have a question. is there a senior discount on zoom?
MissArgot: I don't know what a zoom is. Is that like a drug?
FishSauce: No, that’s what the kids use to watch people fart on the computer
FFrank69: Speaking of farts, who just…?
Marsha: Enough with the farting!
FFrank69: I think the penny replaced the farthing
Hero0069: Let's talk about something else… anyone interested in knitting?
FishSauce: I knit my husband a sweater, but he refuses to wear it
6pac69: Probably smells like fish sauce
FishSauce: it's lavender-scented, thank you very much!
MissArgot: Lavender makes me sneeze. who sneezed?
Marsha: Can we please not go down this path again?
( DeadheadFred just entered the chat)
DeadheadFred: I wanna talk about my gout damnit!
Marsha: Go ahead DeadheadFred
DeadheadFred: It's about time I got the mic.
Let's see here....oh yeah, have y'all heard about the big flood?
Marsha: of course we have Doppler Radar. What's that got to do with your gout?
DeadheadFred: I'll tell ya what that's got to do with my gout. When it rains, it pours...oh, I got off the subject there. Oh well, anyway, moisture makes my veins tickle.
MissArgot: I think I have ticklish veins too. How do you check?
FFrank69: You need a divining rod and a pack of Twizzlers.
FishSauce: Twizzlers make me constipated.
6pac69: That's because you eat the plastic wrapper, Fish.
Marsha: Let’s not discuss bathroom habits, please.
Hero0069: Speaking of bathroom habits, any tips for discreet adult diapers? Asking for a friend…
MissArgot: Your "friend" needs to cut out caffeine. I read it in Reader's Digest.
6pac69: What's a Reader's Digest? Some diet plan?
FFrank69: No, it's a magazine for people who enjoy falling asleep on the toilet.
Marsha: Can we please focus? Does anyone have anything constructive to share?
DeadheadFred: I got a new hip! It’s titanium and sets off every metal detector from here to Poughkeepsie.
Hero0069: Titanium? That’s sexy. Does it squeak when you walk?
DeadheadFred: Only when I try to dance. I also got a pump-up penis implant
FishSauce: I once danced with a traffic cone. Best date I ever had. But why pump up peanuts?
Doesn't Planters have equipment?
MissArgot: Was he handsome?
6pac69: No, but he was the best listener in this chat.
Marsha: I'm begging you, please keep it civil.
FFrank69: Civil? Like a civil war? I think I fought in one.
Marsha: Okay, that’s it. I’m muting everyone for a five-minute "calm down" period.
Hero0069: But I still want to know more about those meatball sandwiches.
Marsha: You're all muted. Use the time to reflect on your behavior… or think about sandwiches, I don't care anymore.
(Five minutes of blessed silence.)
Marsha: Alright, the mics are back on. Can we please behave like adults?
6pac69: I think we're all too old to be called adults.
FishSauce: Speak for yourself, I’m a young 82.
MissArgot: Who sneezed again?
Marsha: Oh, for crying out loud…
Stetson69: Did I miss anything? I was playing pickled ball in the crapper. My daughter just got hitched to a transgendered Toyota. It had its catalytic converter snipped off
Marsha: Don't get personal Daddy. It was a Kia.
Stetson69: Marsha, could you lead us in a short prayer?
Hero0069: Ain't nothing wrong with the chair. It just squeaks a little.
Marsha: How is Mom, Daddy?
Stetson69: It's those dang anal warts again. They look like stalagmites and her toenail clippers are in the shop.
MarshaTeaKettle Room Moderator
Marsha: the mics are now open, please watch your language
6pac69: Who farted
Marsha: please refrain from that language and welcome back from the dead. didn't you die last week...again
FishSauce: I want to lodge a complaint. 6pac69 knocked me up over the internet
Marsha: Watch the language
6pac69: I did not. I have had an internet vasectomy
Marsha: We have a newbie. Welcome MissArgot
MissArgot: I can't hear you
FishSauce: I use polident to glue my bonbons on
Marsha: I thank you mean tampons
6pac69: Tell the bitch to turn her ears on
MissArgot: I got the rag on and it impairs my hearing. Who farted
FFrank69: I am god's copilot. I just got back from Saturn
MissArgot: A moment of silence as I sing
Marsha: Please don't
MissArgot: Shall we gather at the river Where...
.
6pac69: Shut up
FFrank69: I have been diagnosed with stage 3 schizophrenia
FishSauce: Who are you this week
FFrank69: The easter bunny. Who farted
Marsha: Welcome Hero0069
Hero0069: I am a Dom. I am looking for an online sub
6pac69: I hear that Subway has great meatball sandwiches
Marsha: That’s enough, 6pac. We’re not here to talk about food
Hero0069: *laughs* No, a submissive. But I do love meatball sandwiches
MissArgot: What’s a submissive? Is that like a sublet?
FishSauce: No, MissArgot, it’s like a house pet, but human
Hero0069: Not exactly, but close enough in this room
Marsha: Okay, okay, let’s get back on track. Any questions or concerns?
FFrank69: I have a concern. can I change my name to "WhisperingJupiter"?
Marsha: that’s too long, but I can put in a request
FFrank69: What about "BluCochise"
6pac69: I have a question. is there a senior discount on zoom?
MissArgot: I don't know what a zoom is. Is that like a drug?
FishSauce: No, that’s what the kids use to watch people fart on the computer
FFrank69: Speaking of farts, who just…?
Marsha: Enough with the farting!
FFrank69: I think the penny replaced the farthing
Hero0069: Let's talk about something else… anyone interested in knitting?
FishSauce: I knit my husband a sweater, but he refuses to wear it
6pac69: Probably smells like fish sauce
FishSauce: it's lavender-scented, thank you very much!
MissArgot: Lavender makes me sneeze. who sneezed?
Marsha: Can we please not go down this path again?
( DeadheadFred just entered the chat)
DeadheadFred: I wanna talk about my gout damnit!
Marsha: Go ahead DeadheadFred
DeadheadFred: It's about time I got the mic.
Let's see here....oh yeah, have y'all heard about the big flood?
Marsha: of course we have Doppler Radar. What's that got to do with your gout?
DeadheadFred: I'll tell ya what that's got to do with my gout. When it rains, it pours...oh, I got off the subject there. Oh well, anyway, moisture makes my veins tickle.
MissArgot: I think I have ticklish veins too. How do you check?
FFrank69: You need a divining rod and a pack of Twizzlers.
FishSauce: Twizzlers make me constipated.
6pac69: That's because you eat the plastic wrapper, Fish.
Marsha: Let’s not discuss bathroom habits, please.
Hero0069: Speaking of bathroom habits, any tips for discreet adult diapers? Asking for a friend…
MissArgot: Your "friend" needs to cut out caffeine. I read it in Reader's Digest.
6pac69: What's a Reader's Digest? Some diet plan?
FFrank69: No, it's a magazine for people who enjoy falling asleep on the toilet.
Marsha: Can we please focus? Does anyone have anything constructive to share?
DeadheadFred: I got a new hip! It’s titanium and sets off every metal detector from here to Poughkeepsie.
Hero0069: Titanium? That’s sexy. Does it squeak when you walk?
DeadheadFred: Only when I try to dance. I also got a pump-up penis implant
FishSauce: I once danced with a traffic cone. Best date I ever had. But why pump up peanuts?
Doesn't Planters have equipment?
MissArgot: Was he handsome?
6pac69: No, but he was the best listener in this chat.
Marsha: I'm begging you, please keep it civil.
FFrank69: Civil? Like a civil war? I think I fought in one.
Marsha: Okay, that’s it. I’m muting everyone for a five-minute "calm down" period.
Hero0069: But I still want to know more about those meatball sandwiches.
Marsha: You're all muted. Use the time to reflect on your behavior… or think about sandwiches, I don't care anymore.
(Five minutes of blessed silence.)
Marsha: Alright, the mics are back on. Can we please behave like adults?
6pac69: I think we're all too old to be called adults.
FishSauce: Speak for yourself, I’m a young 82.
MissArgot: Who sneezed again?
Marsha: Oh, for crying out loud…
Stetson69: Did I miss anything? I was playing pickled ball in the crapper. My daughter just got hitched to a transgendered Toyota. It had its catalytic converter snipped off
Marsha: Don't get personal Daddy. It was a Kia.
Stetson69: Marsha, could you lead us in a short prayer?
Hero0069: Ain't nothing wrong with the chair. It just squeaks a little.
Marsha: How is Mom, Daddy?
Stetson69: It's those dang anal warts again. They look like stalagmites and her toenail clippers are in the shop.
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