That Would Be Something, Wouldn't It?

I saw a caterpillar spin a cocoon today
I sat and watched until the moon shone brightly
It was a thing of beauty
One I wish I could watch nightly,
that or Kiera Knightley
eating a june bug, that'd excite me
Others might find it frightening
but not me, I'd sit there, smoking cigars
for as long as it took
Drinking whiskey and telling her how pretty she was
The butterfly thing was alright, but what a sight
to see Kiera eating a june bug
Hell, I'd watch damn near anybody eat a june bug once
but that would be awfully entertaining
I might even make a painting of it