Sell Your Wife & Remodel Your Home

Across the street my neighbor was having his house updated
New siding, new windows, new roof, new garage door etc..
I said hey Scott
Your home is gonna look amazing
He said, "Thanks, Thanks!"
I said I haven't seen your wife
He said, "Yeah well, let's just say she went on a permanent vacation"
I said, "Really? Whereabouts?"
He said, "She went to visit family in California"
Oh OK
2 weeks later I find out from another neighbor, Phil that Scott sold his wife to the military
I said, "WHAT!!?"
He goes yeah
I know this because my son in law works for NASA down in Florida
Please Keith don't tell anyone this
I said, "I won't"
The govt has found life in other galaxies
Many of these aliens are living here on Earth
Kind of like NASA watches over them, so they don't go to far off the beaten path
I said, "WOW, DAMN!"
He went on by saying, there's information on the black web that NASA and covert operations were looking for Earthlings/Humans to procreate with these aliens
Scott, who is always looking for some additional money, sold his wife to NASA for an undisclosed amount so they can experiment and run multiple tests on her
I said, "Doesn't she have a say or rights?"
Phil said, "Nope it don't matter."
"They'll create an elaborate scheme with the husband (or wife in certain instances) and more or less rub that person off the face of the Earth, just for their gain."
"Never to be seen or heard from again."
I couldn't believe what I was hearing
Phil went on by saying, "That in time they'll impregnate her and there will be alien-human hybrids running all over the planet."
"At that point when she can't be much more assistance to NASA and the military they'll euthanize her."
"It's the government. If they want you to disappear, they'll make you disappear. Nobody will ever know."
"So now you know why Scott is having so much work done to the house."
"It's really not such a bad idea, if you think about it!!"
I might think about this with my own spouse
Hell Yeah!