Taste Like Chicken, That's What I Say

My father was a Green Giant, my mother was an Indian Maiden
Born with sunny yellow skin, they named me Aidan
I looked like a rejected Big Bird, or that bee from Cheerios
Not yellow like an Asian, I was featured on America's Funniest Videos
Don't love me because I'm ugly, you'll find that it's really not unusual
I rolled your mother up and smoked her, I kicked your daddy in his family jewels
You can call me a freak, you can call me a creature
Whip out your rods, I'm at the bottom of the Susquehanna River
I may taste like chicken, that's what I say
If I'm to hard to swallow, then you can have it my way
People came from all over, a correspondent from a major network
The news reporter was smoking hot, she stripped down and began to twerk
She began licking my balls and my ass, this shit was live
The cameraman kept filming, she was fingering her honey hive
The police were called on the scene, with pepper spray and guns
They weren't here for an arrest, they were here to cum
They lined up, ready to bang this hot piece of ass
I decided I had enough, I began walking towards the bypass
Life will never be easy, nothing more to say
Hitched a ride with a trucker, will you be going my way?