The Kind of Person Who ...

1. He's the kind of person who refers to someone's head as a noggin.
2. She's the kind of person who says, "That's funny!" but doesn't actually laugh.
3. I'm the kind of person who orders a Diet Coke to go along with an 1,800-calorie lunch.
4. She's the kind of person who says things like "I'm the kind of person who likes to do
    algebraic equations while running."
5. She's the kind of person who insults everyone's job by putting the word little in front
    of it. "You're happy being a little teacher. I wouldn't be."
6. I'm the kind of person who always has one friend I don't know why I'm friends with.
7. He's the kind of person who brays like a donkey at any joke, funny or not.
8. She's the kind of person who tells a restaurant server "Box this up for me!" at the
    type of restaurant where they bring you a box.
9. He's the kind of person who says "There are two kinds of people in this world ..."
10. I'm the kind of person who thinks there are more than two kinds of people, but sees  
      "the kind of person who" statements as amusing and often revealing.