south of her borders

Ai Yi Yi Yi
I’m her taco bandito
I like them crunchy
she don’t like them soft
and after siesta
when shes late for work
I stuff her shell
and help her get off

fresh from my cold dip in the pool
up on the ladder picking my lemon tree
I saw my wife and her girlfriends
all of them staring up at me
I said, ladies when I climb down
I’ll make lemonade for us all
they said what we see from down here
your lemons they are much too small

Ai Yi Yi Yi
I’m her taco bandito
I like them crunchy
she don’t like them soft
and after siesta
when shes late for work
I stuff her shell
and help her get off

together at the nude beach
Burrito swinging, I said drop your towel luv
she said first a surprise for you
like a shaved peach there was no fuzz
I was grinning and so was she
giving my burrito a shake
I laid her down in the warm sand
and we had a private clambake

Ai Yi Yi Yi
I’m her taco bandito
I like them crunchy
she don’t like them soft
and after siesta
when shes late for work
I stuff her shell
and help her get off