You say WELCOME, I say enter

Everyone out there is so friendly  
Large, long wooden signs near the front door that say WELCOME  
Ok!  
Don't have to tell me twice  
During my breaks and lunch, I go for walks in and around my neighborhood  
Many people aren't home  
Here in NY most people lock their doors, have doorbell camera systems and some even have surveillance all around their property  
What a pity  
Instead of getting myself in trouble by breaking & entering  
I find that the people with those WELCOME signs and have their front door open are the ones that are my kind of people  
Last week I was a few blocks away from my home  
A house that I've passed often had a WELCOME sign and the front door was open  
As I approached the screen door which wasn't locked I entered the home  
Not the cleanest of homes but it was acceptable  
I walked down the hallway looking at the pictures on the wall  
It was a husband and wife  
Maybe in their early 60's  
From the looks of the pictures their children all moved out and have started their own families  
Over to the left was the kitchen  
The window in the kitchen I can see the two homeowners tending to their garden  
They look innocent & sweet  
I decided to make myself some lunch  
In the refrigerator they had some cold cuts, mustard, rye bread and tomato's  
Some American Cheese, some Sliced Ham and Cracked Pepper Turkey  
Added some Spicy Mustard & Tomato  
There were some Potato Chips on the counter  
It looks like they may have went shopping recently  
I decided to take a bag of chips for my troubles  
No drink  
I wanted to thank them for the lunch but I decided to leave  
I made out with a nice sandwich and a bag of chips  
Awesome!!  
 
Several days later I went to another section of my neighborhood  
This was about 9:30 am  
There were no cars in the driveway  
I saw two WELCOME signs near the front door  
Similar to the picture I posted here  
This families front door was partially open  
By the looks of the inside of the house this family has young children  
Some toy trucks were scattered near the living room to the right  
As I began entering the front door a woman no more then 25-28 years old froze while coming down the stairs  
She asked who I was  
I said, "I saw your Welcome signs near the front door, so I wanted to come in"  
She yelled, "GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE!!!"  
I said, "Don't be like this"  
She threatened me saying her husband was upstairs  
There was no husband, he wasn't home  
She didn't have her i-phone attached to her, which is rare these days  
Her two children were in another room watching TV  
They ran into the hallway, to see what the commotion was about  
At the same time I locked her front door behind me  
A solid door it was  
Also lots of bolts and locks to keep evil people away  
As she ran down the stairs and gathered her two children who were both no more then 7 years old  
I told her I just wanted to sit, talk, have some lunch and maybe I'll be on my way  
She took the children, placed them back in the den and shut the door behind them  
She proceeded to tell me to leave or she'll call the cops  
I can tell she wasn't sure where her i-phone was  
Her eyes were moving all around, desperately looking for that device  
I said are you looking for this...  
I found the phone  
It was right near the clutter on her countertops  
I took the phone and placed it in my pocket  
I said I hate clutter and if you had kept your kitchen tidy, you would've found your phone but you didn't  
I asked her what her name was  
She didn't reply  
She began to get upset and started to cry  
She was pretty  
Dark hair, pretty lips, freckles, with a nice tan  
She was wearing yoga pants with a tanktop  
A cute, tight body that I can tell she keeps herself in shape  
I said calmly, open the refrigerator  
She did  
She took out a glass bottle of milk and threw it at my face  
As she threw it, the bottle hit my shoulder, temporarily stunning me  
She went for the knife block  
She now had a decent size butcher knife in her right hand  
Her nerves were getting the best of her  
I said to her put the knife down  
She refused  
As I walked closely to her, she took the knife and attempted to stab me in the chest  
She sort of did but it wasn't a hard puncture  
It stung but once I grabbed the knife from her, my double fisted punch to her jaw stung more  
She fell backwards  
I grabbed the knife  
She was coherent but a bit unconscious  
I said, "Cute little girls shouldn't play with knives"  
"You took something that could have been innocent and made a huge fiasco out of it"  
She attempted to get up  
Once she did, she bit my wrist quite hard drawing blood  
I can hear the children in the other room screaming for their mama  
I said "Kids, you come out of that room, mommy will die!!"  
They never came out  
But I did say that right?  
Well I lied  
Mommy is going to die  
She attempted to grab the phone out of my pocket  
As she managed to get it, she was running towards the bathroom door trying desperately to call 911  
I took one of her cast iron decor pieces on her wall and threw it out her head  
BULLSEYE!  
She went down  
I grabbed her phone and took that same cast iron piece and bashed her phone into many pieces  
She looked at me and said in a slurred voice  
"Why are you doing this to me?"  
I said, "Because you had a WELCOME sign near your front door"  
"You were home"  
I then took the same iron decor piece and smashed it up against her head about 5 times  
The blows were hard and effective  
Blood was oozing out of her right ear, nose and mouth  
I then took that same knife she tried to kill me with and stabbed her 25 times  
Yeah I did count as I was stabbing  
It was the number of her house, 25  
I stabbed her breasts, her legs, her arms, her torso, her neck, turned her over and stabbed her back, her juicy ass cheeks and one right up her cunt!  
The hallway into the kitchen was a fucking nightmare  
Blood, guts, skin, her teeth, hair and other bloody pieces from her body  
I was a mess  
I needed a shower  
But before I could take any shower  
I took the body of this once fairly attractive woman and threw her in the same room where her kids were crying for mommy  
I could imagine the terror and hysteria they will have for the rest of their lives  
Cool!  
Hope daddy has a good job and can pay for the medical attention you'll all need for a very very long time  
I went into her refrigerator and believe it or not this bitch barely had anything to eat  
I mean you have two kids and all you had were some lunchables, soda, condiments and milk  
PATHETIC!!!  
I went upstairs, took a quick shower and went through daddy's wardrobe  
He had nothing good  
Preppy, collared shirts, with pants way to large for me  
Fuck this!  
What a waste of my time  
I'm outta here  
I left the house, but this time I shut the front door and locked it from the inside  
I went back home and back to work  
Maybe next week I'll venture into someone else's home sporting a WELCOME sign